The gauntlet...

1. Are you male or female?
... waiting f0r the worms to come
2.Describe yourself:
... And the Gods Made Love
3.How do you feel about yourself?
... an open relationship
4.Describe where you currently live:
... vine pupaza si spune ...
5.If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
... where the deer and the antelope play classlessly
6.Your best friend is:
... a tuber, and says loads about me
7.Your favorite colour is:
... not-so-Prussian blue [red if it's on a flagpost]
8.You know that:
... liberal is polite for 'mediocre'
9.What's the weather like?
Hell - Come on down!
10.If your life was a television show, what would it be called?
"Ride the Lightning - Tales of Whiskey on the Jar"
11.What is life to you?
... my only friend, The End
12.What is the best advice you have to give?
"Invatati, invatati, invatati!"
13.If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
xXHeIsTotallyRedXx